Josh Framm: He doesn't wanna go with you. Jackie Framm: That's my son! Larry Willingham: Water boy! Nice shot. Buck Willingham: This is a joke! I mean, dogs don't play basketball! Arthur Chaney: What's the matter, gentlemen? Afraid your team might get beat by a dog? Warriors Head Coach & Buck Willingham: Put him in! Ain't no rule that says a dog can't play basketball. Bet you won't find anything in there that says a dog can't play. He practices with the team, he travels with the team. Warriors Head Coach: What, are they nuts? Arthur Chaney: Dog's a registered member of the team. Referee #2: Look, the Timberwolves wanna substitute a dog. Warriors Head Coach: What the heck's going on here? Arthur Chaney: I'll handle this, Josh. Run! Norm Snively: You little darned kid! That's my dog! Josh Framm: Go, Buddy! Norm Snively: I got you, kid! Josh Framm: Go, Buddy, go! Norm Snively: Hey! Get out of my way! Hey! You can't run fast enough! I needed that! Hey! I'm gonna get you, you little. Hey! Get back here with my dog! Josh Framm: Buddy, come on. Does she like dogs? I'd love to do Jay Leno. What does he know? No, April's not good for us. Norm Snively: Oh, that kind of blows ethics right out of the water, doesn't it? I mean, hey, he's just a dog. Norm Snively: Just for curiosity's sake, though, what are we talking about for one of those beer commercials? Would you shut up out there! What's that? We're talking about how much? Josh Framm: Hey, Buddy. Norm Snively: Look, what do you think I am anyway? I got. Josh! Please, just talk to me! Please wait! Norm Snively: A beer commercial? No, I don't want my dog to do beer commercials. On your next birthday, me and the dog, we'll come out. Josh Framm: He's my dog! Jackie Framm: Please, sir, could we pay you? Norm Snively: Look, lady, I just want my dog back, okay? Josh Framm: He hates you! He hates you! Jackie Framm: Baby, it's okay. Josh Framm: No! You can't take him! Jackie Framm: Josh, honey, honey! Josh, there is nothing that we can do. Norm Snively: Maybe you would like to see his papers. Jackie Framm: Huh, what? Norm Snively: My dog. Larry Willingham: But, Dad? Buck Willingham: Now! Arthur Chaney: Check in, Josh. Now I'll kindly ask you to take your seat, Mr. Buck Willingham: This boy is the team! Arthur Chaney: Maybe he is to a worked-up father, but to me he's a player who's got a whole lot to learn. Īrthur Chaney: Larry, out! Larry Willingham: What? Why are you taking me out? Arthur Chaney: Josh, go on in for Larry, huh? Buck Willingham: What the hell do you think you're doing? Arthur Chaney: Time, ref! Buck Willingham: Why are you taking my kid out? Arthur Chaney: Because he's playing like a one-man team. I think an instrument would be just the thing! Musical Band Teacher (cameo): No, no, no. Jackie Framm: Oh, I used to play the flute when I was his age. Does Josh have any interests or hobbies? Jackie Framm: Well, he used to like to play basketball with his dad, but he's lost interest in that too. But tell me about extracurricular programs. I'm sure he's going to do very well here. So I thought that the move would really be the best thing for us, especially for Josh. So, anyway, I used to spend a lot of time around here because my grandparents lived here. You see, when his dad passed away last year. Jackie Framm: I am concerned about him starting three months into the school year. Referee #1: Does he dribble? Arthur Chaney: No, but he might drool a little bit. What's with Josh?ĭialogue Jackie Framm: You okay? You okay, sweetie? You okay? Andrea Framm: No!!.Would it be okay if I get a couple of references? Come on, get up here! I warned you! You had your chance, you flea-bitten mongrel! You're going to the pound! Do you hear me?! You're going to the pound! I hate birthday parties! I hate kids! I hate being a clown! I can't stand birthday cakes!.
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